Last week, I posted bad jokes. I warned you that there would be more forthcoming. WARNED YOU! But no, you went about your business, pretending like Faded wasn't going to bless us with more hell in anecdote form. But now it's here, and you poor bastards are just going to have to live with your lack of preparation.

-You don't know bad until you get heckled by a deaf person!

-My friend used to smoke pot. Now he just drinks, so, instead of 4:20 he likes 2:40!

...... You know! Two forties!!

-When my wife rolls through a stop sign she really ROLLS THROUGH a stop sign!

-This is my impression of:

a) Mike Tyson: I jes returned from Bolivian!

b) A Chinese rapper: MC Chang!

c) Snoop Camy Camel: Throw your turbans in the air!!!

- Ugly bitches! Ya can't look at em can ya?! Ugleeeeey.

- This underwear on my head doesn't make me look stupid does it?

- Even though there's six people in the crowd, and four of them in the bathroom, I can't believe you're not laughing at my Mike Tyson joke!

-Anybody into computers? I think my computers gay, like a transvestabyte.

Does anyone else find this narcissistic? *Sigh*, I'll be back for more next week.