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In case you noticed, it's been a rather lackluster week for updates. As in, there haven't been any. There's a reason - my time has been spent elsewhere. On something big. And yes, it's related to this site and not to my affection for sleep. Newsletter subscribers will find out why on Monday though, so if you're as curious as a cat you might want to sign on up using the little input field over to your right.

Those of your with higher ocular abilities might have noticed that we have changed our sidebar with recent gaming news linkage. No, this won't be your typical "OMG JAK 2 WENT GOLD!!!11!!" news, it'll fit the normal obscure and niche filler that you have come to depend on us for. Plus it's all ripped straight from my own personal linkage barrel so you know it won't be filled with crud about the latest Madden game. Enjoy!

Hey - look a late update! And just when I was getting into the swing of things. Hah, actually I had the Monday update ready earlier. Unfortunately my flakey hard drive had other plans for me in celebration of my weekend respite. Let that be a lesson - no matter how much you backup, it's never enough.

Either way - in lieu of this week's Multitap here's a rundown of this week's lineup: Multitap will be back later this week, one way or another. The Weekly Remix will make an appearance Thursday instead of Tuesday. Wednesday will contain the second part of my Gamefly impressions, and inbetween all of that will be some impressions of some particuarly interesting new demos.

Oh, and where's Chi-Style Drunksaling? It's probably best not to ask, but if you must we'll be attempting it this weekend. A combination of bad scheduling, lack of sales and poor weather has thrown more than a few hitches in our stitches.

Not much of an update today I'm afraid. Both societal and political pressures came to a front and have left me stranded on an island of work and obligations. You can amuse yourself though by checking out this (old, but new to me!) c64 homage video/parody of boy bands by Press Play On Tape. Remember Comic Bakery? I thought you might. Enjoy.

Have we been slacking? You bet! Have you noticed? Doubtful. Anywho, late tonight a new Multitap is going up and tomorrow we play catch up - that's right, two drunksalings this week for the low price of one! There's other silliness in the works, but I'm not at liberty to divulge that at this time.

Also, anyone know what's up with this Joey Greco fellow? I'm clueless (in more ways than one). I think something notorious wrote fired him up and possibly caused a worldwide epidemic, but don't quote me on that.

edit: I lied. Unitdaisy says she's too 'sick to stand up'. Pfft - whatever.

Hey folks - this is your Friday night update. Like it or lump it, this is all ya get. Unfortunately a barrage of bad news and computer crashes have come upon us like so many flying fists. And there is no drunksaling this week as I decided on Saturday that I didn't want to wake up until 5pm. Yes, I'm a winner. Notorious said he was going to post something but my eyes see nothing. Maybe I'm blind though. Where are my goggles?

We'll be making it up to ya soon though. With real reviews even! Love it!

Now if you will excuse me, I have to punt my desktop PC along it's way down four flights of stairs. Boy won't that feel good!

It's late late late Friday night and there's no Chi-Style Drunksaling. "What's up with that yo?" you might be asking. Due to a series of conflicts and misadventures, we're running a bit behind - expect it tomorrow - but that won't stop me from posting a high-resolution outtake! Those that received the newsletter earlier on Friday already received one - well, this is almost as enticing.

Look here! We have just launched our very own newsletter! Using bleeding-edge technology, each week we will send out an email with the latest article info, mindless rambing, links to unpublished works and all sorts of keen materials that typically never see the light of day. So what are you waiting for? Go ahead and sign up!

Gone Fishin': No Friday update today. Stay tuned for a special weekend update.

The latest Chi-Drunksaling will go up mid-Thursday, for the curious. Meanwhile, please enjoy this teaser photo! And I swear that the lack of a Wednesday update has nothing to do with exhaustion, free movie tickets or E3 updates.

Peccaui: Ever since thenewsite launched, you have been bombared with emails concerning everything from your favorite hair color to what legally constitutes assault in your state. Has this intrusion into your personal life affected you in any way?

Notorious: I think that to be successful on the internet you have to be a slut like me. That being said, way too many of the naked pictures I get are from you.

Peccaui: Inquiring minds want to know, how has this recent success affected your social life? We have all heard about how internet celebrites frequently are mobbed everytime they leave their apartment. Does this stack up against your intial expectations, or not?

Notorious: I think the New Site has had such a profound effect on the internet and on life in general that I have moved beyond the bounds of normally what is considered celebrity life. At this point I am so famous that no one recognizes me, even acknowledges my existence. Why just the other day I was nearly run over. Clearly, this means I am famous.

Peccaui: As we all saw with the fantastic movie Studio 54, popularity and acceptance often precede great self-destructive over-indulegence. Have you been leaning that way, or have the immortal words of Bright Eyes kept you cautious?

Notorious: I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over all the hookers fighting in the background.

Peccaui: In a recent 'Behind the Website' VH-1 special, you were attacked by everyone from your own mother to Tiger Beat magazine for intellectual property theft. To add insult to injury, a former collaborator also implied that your series of cafeteria reviews was photocopied from his notes. How do you respond to these charges?

I thought this was disturbing, but he's managed to top himself every time. Just be glad you haven't seen his "blue period".

Notorious: Puff Daddy, we should have listened closer to your constant warnings about haters. He can say whatever he likes, but we both know that the line "Sloppy Joes? More like Poopy Hoes!" was all mine. And we both know that made that review.

Peccaui: Some of your erratic behavior has included stalking the host of Divorce Court, and around $1 million in petty theft. But most disturbing has been your 'collaborations' under durress with everyone from Kurtis Blow to the Brooklyn Tabernacle Choir. Don't you think putting out a greatest hits record is a little premature?

Notorious: The world is not ready for my music. It's clearly the future, so I'm not even sure I can even call it music. Maybe fusic. But my brilliant fusic aside, I think we need to learn to seperate the art from the artist. And once you do it, please tell the DA to try it as well.

Peccaui: Does music help you when you're composing content for thenewsite?

Notorious: All my articles from now on will be presented in song form only. I am finishing the chorus to "I'd rather eat glass than watch the Matrix".

Peccaui: How aren't you a sellout exactly? I called you on the phone yesterday and I counted at least twelve product placements within our conversation.

Notorious: I think that if Jesus were here today, he would be sponsored by Reebok too. He would also eat at Taco Bell, especially with these new chalupas they've got going! Who could resist Taco Bell? The son of god? I doubt it! Taco Bell: the true last temptation.

Sure he's delusional, but how many other editors do you know that bling? Ride or die, bitch.

Peccaui: According to The Sun, you actually have a 1000 monkeys writing on a 1000 typewriters. Have they provided any insight into the mind of a professional writer?

Notorious: There's a lot more feces throwing, I'll tell you that. These monkeys need to step it up.

Peccaui: The Sun also has a picture of you snorting coke off of one of the said monkey's chests. Was this just a giant hoax, or are you following in the steps of the great eccentrics of the past hundred years?

Notorious: Let he who has not done weird things with an army of apes cast the first stone.

Peccaui: Since starting thenewsite, you've received a multitude of writing positions from numerous TV stations, from the Man Show to Animal Planet. Any chance you'll branch out and start writing for the small screen?

Notorious: Not unless they are really aching for a show about lesbian detectives who have personal watercraft with "the Tongue Trio" monogrammed on the seats. Because that shit is in the can.

Peccaui: Didn't Fox approach you about the rights to that a year ago?

Notorious: I heard they edited it a bit and sold it to the WB as "the Gilmore Girls". I can see it. Put those ladies on a Sea-Doo and it's the same damn show.

Peccaui: I was just handed a note saying your 15 minutes are up, your agent has fired you and your role in Charlie's Angels 2 has been cut. Do you have a response at this time?

Notorious: I am just glad that I will be remembered for my charity work.

Peccaui: Your work with animal shelters putting kittens to sleep?

Notorious: Everybody loves sleeping!

Fans of DG might remember when forum fixture Neato Burrito created a thread where he took orders from all those willing and photographed their requests. Well, now he's at it again, only as a regular feature for the New Site. Got some ideas on how he should humiliate himself? E-mail me here and I'll pass your requests along. Be creative: he's got nothing better to do.

Our friend Geoff (or gfunk) has been getting his write on with killpoetry.org for a little over a month now. Up until this point only myself and his wife have been visiting, but he got farked so maybe that's going to turn around. Good for Geoff.

Not that our president will care what we think, but there is a petition here that's really worth signing if you're anti-war. If you're not, I'm betting you're happier than a pig in shit these days. I just can't wait to die in fire!

Why exactly is Michael Jackson still famous? Because the craziness of famous people is much more dramatic, that's why. Read this news. Now you're probably not shocked by this. You probably just shrugged your shoulders, right? HOW MANY CELEBRITIES DO YOU KNOW THAT VOODOO RITUALS SEEM LIKE A NORMAL PART OF THEIR DAY? If I had posted a link that talked about Tom Hanks bathing in pigs blood in order to get back at his 'enemies', you'd be looking for some poor photoshopping indicators. Well, thanks Michael for extending my suspension of disbelief. Maybe you need to break out a pig for Vanity Fair now too.

As you can see, the teaser is gone and replaced with ...this. We're still tweaking and modifying bits and pieces here and there, working out a few issues. Content coming as soon as someone posts it.