The New Site is the worst name ever. But you should have heard some of the other shit we came up with. But beyond our boring name, there's much more to us. Our site was born out of the untimely end of drunkgamers.com. Ex-staffers Nylar and the_notorious along with midwestern thugs Unitdaisy and Peccaui formed the core of the site. Then, a bunch of boring drama stuff happened. But after the smoke cleared, the core remained and the mandate was clear: to write about things. So then Peccaui did all of the work for a while. But now that the site's launched it looks like we've all been collaborating and stuff. Nah, you got it wrong dude. I've been drinking beer and eating quesadillas while Peccaui codes in his freezing room in Chicago. How's that for a division of labor?

But now Peccaui is on my nuts about being creative all the time. Sure, the guy can code, we all know that, but I guess that means I get to carry the content side of things. He has this grand idea that this page is going to be a humorous look at the world around us both electronic and otherwise, with incisive commentary blah blah blah.

Ok, dude, whatever. Let's just let him think whatever he likes. I'm riding this pony until the cash starts to roll in, and after that, forget the internet. I'm taking the money and going to Mexico.